yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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