I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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