normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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