Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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