Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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