its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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