god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize