hell yes lets make some ravioli
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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