Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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