we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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