When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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