I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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