I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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