I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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