But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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