I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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