I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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