I don't think brook has ever known best
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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