Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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