is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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