i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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