looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
this will be a night to untag.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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