You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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