i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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