Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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