Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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