I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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