...so i touched it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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