Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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