I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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