Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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