Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Randomize
