That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my sisters under your porch take her home
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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