Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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