is your mom at the bar?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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