You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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