ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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