Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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