Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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