We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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