i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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