It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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