Will you blow on my dice?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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