Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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