Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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