You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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