More tranny stories later!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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