Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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