we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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