I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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