yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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