VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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