Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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