Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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