I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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