pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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